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07.25.2004 don't say I never gave you anythingBy popular demand: vacation photos. Had a wonderful time, wish I was still there. The weather was flippin' perfect, the scenery was breathtaking. Thus, any photographic glory here is totally not my fault, as I'm a complete imbicile in that area who doesn't know an f-stop from her ass. Credit goes to a mostly idiot-proof camera and a fabulous subject. All I did was show up and shoot. Anyway, quit yer clammoring and check it out, peeps. 07.15.2004 tallulah unpluggedTomorrow morning I commence a long-awaited vacation to beautiful Carmel, California. No email, no internet, no technology, just some quality time with the ocean. Well, except for my cell phone, so I can stay in touch with my sweetie. And my iPod, cuz I gotta have tunes. And my new digital camera, to capture the beauty around me. And my Palm Pilot, for addresses and whatnot. And my adoptive android son, who tracked me down after I left him for scrap metal on the side of the road. But other than that - unplugged. Luckily I've been neglecting this site for weeks, so you'll hardly miss me. See? It's really just been an elaborate plan to help ease your pain. 07.09.2004 catchy as hellYou know, I was really digging that song "Let's Get It Started" by the Black Eyed Peas earlier today. Very catchy. That was before having it stuck in my head for 4 hours and counting. Not the whole song, mind you, just the "Let's Get It Started" part. At this rate, they are never going to get it started. Seriously, START ALREADY, Peas. I'm begging you. Still, it's an improvement over the deeply annoying eBay jingle I had stuck in my head a few days ago, the one that asks, "Do You Know the Way to Use eBay?" to the tune of the deeply annoying 70s AM-radio classic "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?", a song that makes me want to chew my own face off, or Burt Bacharach's. The one that you're going to have stuck in your head now, too, because I am evil, and misery loves company. Happy Friday! |