I know, I don't update frequently enough, I don't call or write, I never help out around the house, I don't send you flowers anymore. Eh, well, what can I say, I'm an asshole. Love me anyway? Because looky, I made up a new word today:

manxiety - n. 1. Anxiety related to a man. 2. Anxiety experienced by a man.

Use it in a sentence: "I've had manxiety, I've caused manxiety, I've conquered."

Been a while, as far as you know.

In other news, apparently my glass is half-full, though you'd never know it some days, today possibly being one of them.