I think I'm having a love hangover or some other such sillyness today because I went to bed thinking intoxicatingly happy thoughts and woke up with the sort of throbbing headache and lurching nausea that usually follows a night of heavy drinking. Hello, head? Do I really need to be punished for being optimistic, when Life usually does that for me in some other, more insidiously heartbreaking way? Methinks not.

But enough about misery, let's talk about money and music instead. I think I've talked myself into buying an iPod. I own over 350 CDs and am weary of lugging a varied portion of them around with me, yet never seemingly any of the ones I want to be listening to at any given moment. I am a woman of mobility with many madcap musical moods (and a fondness for alliteration), you know. I do worry that having this kind of instant gratification might eventually fill me with a certain bloated boredom, but do I really need to be denied such fulfillment when Life usually does that for me in some other, more insidiously heartbreaking way? Methinks not.

For now, I'd like to comment on comments. Currently, I'm getting more comments from my good friends Penis Enlargement and Free Porn here than I am from my real good friends or even strangers who may, in fact, be interested in both Penis Enlargement and Free Porn, but prefer to take a more hands-on, personal approach. At first I thought it was all John Cusack's fault since he was getting repeated hits but now I see the problem is bigger than just him. Tried to install MT-Blacklist but it ain't workin'. So, for all of you who've ever bemoaned the lack of porn on Tallulahville (what, are my words not titillating enough for you, you wanton whores?), maybe you'll find some lurking in the archived depths. You never know what could be lurking in the archives.

And finally....yet another birthday shoutout, this one for my dear friend April, who is just as April-fresh as her name implies and many other delightful happy Springtime sunshiney things as well. Wish her a happy one or I'll Spring Forward and kick you in the head, yo. Then, you, too, can feel my pain.