<01.21.2004>

good morning!...loser

You know that commercial for Pull-Ups GoodNights® underpants? The one where the kid talks into the camera about how much he'd like to quit wetting the bed (wouldn't we all?), and how the GoodNights have helped him lead a semi-normal kid life? I wonder how much therapy that kid will need or is currently getting for all the crap he's now taking on the schoolyard for being a nationally-televised bed-wetter. Doesn't matter if he actually is one or not, that poor kid's social life is toast.