I am not an ambitious person. If I have been striving for status and riches, I have been failing miserably. But I do have a few small goals in life. One is to not die choking on a piece of carrot, or in some other equally-lame, accidental way. Another is to find the man of my dreams, then chain him to my bed so he can't get away. But on a loftier plane, I've wished for the esteem of my web heroes and heroines, the people who make me strive to write and design better, because dammit if they aren't constantly showing my ass up.

One such heroine of mine is the saucy muse, Joelle. She's smart, funny, gorgeous, and inspirational, and she is a design machine, the best kind with sleek lines and German engineering. While I struggle with ONE stinkin' redesign, she cranks out hit after hit. So imagine my incredible delight when Joelle pimped me on her site. It was like a dream come true, and not the one where I was going to marry Snoop Dogg.

If you have the means and the motive, I highly recommend you employ Joelle's web design services, and if you have the time, I highly recommend you visit both Tenth-Muse and Put Down the Donut often, nay daily. You'll be a richer person for it, just like I would be if I wasn't such a lazy slacker.