Yeah, well, I do too.

I'm ready to insincerely propose marriage to the following complete strangers for making me laugh so hard I've nearly wet myself today:

Greg
Todd
Bryan
Christian

Normally incontinence doesn't make me amorous, but women love a man with a sense of humor, and HOT DAMN these boys have got it goin' on.

Incidentally, HOT DAMN is my new favorite phrase. I have used it 3 times already today. And HOT DAMN if I keep it up, someone is going to want to smack me for it soon.