I swear if I have to look at my shiny orange-y (trick of the lighting, people...I do not look like an Oompa Loompa in real life) face on this website ONE MORE DAY I am going to scream. Photoshop needs a "powder your damn face, you slob" filter. Seriously.

And yet I must endure, because contrary to what you may surmise from the finished product, I do NOT know what I'm doing here (or anywhere), so the redesign is taking FOR.EH.VER. And I must say it is looking less and less like what I envisioned, and more and more like....crap.

I advise you to go look at Lauren's site instead, her designs consistently rock, and she just debuted yet another one that's making me feel inferior.

Perhaps you'll go blind or get Vaseline smeared in your eyes before my redesign goes live, though. Keep hope alive, my friends...keep hope alive.