Lest anyone think I play favorites here (because really, I hate everyone equally), today marks the birthday of another good friend of mine, Dan. Unfortunately(?), I do not have any incriminating pictures of Dan that I can post, as his bribe check was considerably larger than Chris's in the imaginary scenario where I blackmailed them both. I can't remember the exact date that I met Dan, but I do remember the location and the circumstances, and that we became instant friends, the kind where you can not see each other for months (AHEM) and pick up right where you left off, with plenty to talk about. Dan is a longtime fan of Tallulahville, enjoys basketball, tequila, and classic rock, and his turn-ons include....kidding, I have no idea what his turn-ons include, but he undoubtedly has some. Happy Birthday, Rico.