Funny things I've dreamt about recently:

1) I was playing paddleball with a praying mantis (yes, it's all about the bugs with me), as in he was acting as the ball, not as in he was my opponent. Except he absolutely WOULD NOT die, even after I smashed him repeatedly with my paddle, so I guess he really was my opponent, after all.

2) I cooked a complete Thanksgiving dinner, turkey included, using a contraption in my back yard that involved monkey bars and a shower.

3) I killed an Imperial Stormtrooper by shoving my metal robot Boba Fett arm through his eye socket, into his brain. Because I was a metal robot Boba Fett at that moment, see. And he so had it coming.