Today I am exactly one day older than I was yesterday. And so are you! Wow, what a coincidence. We could be twins!

I'm also 33 today, and since 3 is my favorite (not lucky, just favorite) number, that seems significant. Surely it means something. Wait, I know: It's my favorite number TWICE!

Hey, at this point, I'll grasp onto even the tiniest bit of goodness, however lame it may be.