Don't fall asleep in front of the TV watching MTV's "Wow What A Surprise Jack Osborne Became A Drunken Drug Addict Considering His Genetic Legacy and Complete Lack of Parental Boundaries But It's OK Because He's Back From Rehab Now and Still Making Poor Hairstyle Choices" Special because you could end up having a dream about being hit on by Jack Osborne in a laundromat, and no I do not know what the significance of the laundromat is either, but I do feel dirty now.