This weekend I finally joined the rest of society and bought a DVD player. I know, big friggin' deal, that's what I thought too...until I got it all set up, connected to my stereo, and realized about 2 minutes into Fight Club that this was going to be my new obsession. By the next day I had concluded that I need a new TV (because since when have I ever been half-assed about an obsession) and was trolling the local library's sparse DVD collection looking for a cheap fix. Still, as addictions/obsessions go, this is one of my more innocuous. That's why there should be nothing stopping you from buying me all those DVDs on my Amazon wishlist now, to prove your love. Come on, what else do you have to do with your money? Food, shelter, what? Get your priorities in order, people.

* (well, Tallulah's, actually, but you get the idea)