Blogger Pro, I've been checking you out and you look so very fine, but I don't know if I can commit to you. How do I know you won't disappear on me again like you did this week, right when I was finally ready to tell you I wanted us to be together? You know how important reliability is to me. And this thing with Google -- sure, I love Google too, and I understand you wanting to pursue this thing, but what if you choose Google over me and I'm left in the dust? Still, I've looked at others, and no one else seems right for me. You've got all I want, baby, but I'm scared.

OK, OK, I'll take the plunge with you. Just don't fuck me over please, I can't take another heartbreak.