Someday I will redesign this website. Really. It just won't be today...

I've decided that what I need is better PR. I myself am perfectly wonderful as-is, I simply suffer from poor marketing. I have a chocolate kind of rep (delicious but bad for you) when it should be strawberry (delicious but GOOD for you!). Unless you happen to hate or be allergic to strawberries, in which case I'm still screwed.