1. Cheat.
2. Lie.
3. Steal.
4. Kill. (Unless you're a cockroach, then say hello to Raid.)
5. Hurt someone I care about intentionally. For that matter, hurt anyone intentionally.
6. Drink orange juice that has pulp in it. Revolting!
7. Stop caring, even when it appears otherwise.
8. Get it right all the time, every time.

Unfortuately, these are not the sorts of things you can get a nice little official certificate for to hand to others to convince them as such.