I know, I know...now has been now for a long time now. What can I say? Frankly, now has kinda sucked lately, and writing about it is about as much fun as reading about it would be. So while I try to collect the lint of happiness from the pockets of my psyche in an attempt to patch it into some vaguely usable ball of joy, why don't you:

• look at this,
• surf this, or
• send me some words of encouragement (some words I find encouraging are CASH, SEX, and PAID EARLY RETIREMENT)

Grazie, darlings.