now comes the part where I really
don't tell you anything.
for instance:
- my real name isn't Tallulah. either you know it
already or I'm not telling you.
- I was born in august,1970. that means I was
conceived circa december '69. that's right, baby...december.
- I've been around. not lately, however.
- I have a lot of friends but only one or two of them have websites I know about, so you'll
just have to take my word for it.
you could be my new best friend or love of my life!
try this:
- buy me stuff I really don't need
and am not even completely sure I want.
- have an offbeat sense of humor.
- accept that I will always be late. it's just
easier that way.
- take me to the beach. I'm not real picky about
which one so long as there's an ocean attached.
- and/or, take me to the city, but don't make me drive
'cuz that crazy big city traffic freaks me out.
- have a brain and use it occasionally. just
don't be a snot about it, you arrogant asshole.
- always play nice. please and thank you.
and also:
- I'd rather be hot than cold.
- I don't have a favorite color. I do seem to like orange and turquoise a lot, however.
- my bizarre and explicitly-detailed dreams are the
stuff of legend and future case studies.
- I am a pathetic underachiever, yet somehow I still
manage to intimidate some people. how is this possible?
- I write songs, a few of which I don't hate. if
you've heard them, I must like you or something.
- I watch too much tv.
- you should really go home, because I can't think of anything else to
say here right now.
(and lest you forget, it's © 2003 by me and so shall it ever be.)