That, of course, didn't last.
The details of my life are best told over a trough of
margaritas when you have a few hours to kill. Otherwise, I'd wait for the movie.
But suffice to say I am:
* old enough to know better (although that never seems to
stop me) *
* smarter than I look when I'm doing stupid things, which is often *
* taller than I am in person *
* best served at room temperature *
(more? contact me, or get the dossier from the feds.)